The Strange Case

My dog’s assumed my alter ego.

Has taken over – walks the house

phallus hanging wealthy and raw

in front of guests, nuzzling

head up skirts

while I direct my mandarin mood.

Last week driving the baby sitter home.

She, unaware dog sat in the dark back seat,

talked on about the kids’ behaviour.

On Huron Street the dog leaned forward

and licked her ear.

The car going 40 miles an hour

she seemed more amazed

at my driving ability

than my indiscretion.

It was only the dog I said.

Oh she said.

Me interpreting her reply all the way home.

-- Michael Ondaatje, from Rat Jelly and Other Poems